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Cap'n Hazzamer
Captain Hazaman
Information
Species Human
Homeworld Daisyland
Series Metroid
Affiliation Kong Family
Gender Neither

Cap'n Hazzamer, affectionately known to people who appreciate robot masters as Hazaman, is a really neat character who needs to be in the game. Let's be honest here, he probably will be.

NotSnowske is the chief agitator negotiating Hazaman into Super Smash Dudes Wii.

His Awesome CharacterEdit

Hazaman kicks people around and stamps on them a lot. The good Cap'n is also known for hanging out with professional goddess Sanae Kochiya. They are real pal like together. They killed Donkey Kong. Good thing too, like anyone'll miss him.

QuotesEdit

Sanae not quite pulling the hoshi face

Cap'n Hazzamer's totally mondo goddess friend Sanae Kochiya

Too soft.

DAMN I'm STRONG!

KEEP UP!

DON't EVEN!

I'M TAKING YOU TO HELL!

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