Eat Cow
Eat Cow
Account Created April 30, 2014
Karma Level 25: New User
Current Status Active
Gender Male
A user that started out young and hopeful, he was turned to evil and hatred after the E3 2014 reveal of Palutena.

Currently, the Temple of Xod is trying to recruit him in their war against the Smash Boards.

It's very likely that he was brainwashed and abducted by aliens, as he is a cow.

Also, Earthworm Jim says his name a lot.

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