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Species Something
Homeworld Somewhere
Series Don't know
Affiliation Unknown
Gender No idea

Who is this?

Who is he? Edit

No one knows.

Is he important? Edit

No. If he was, we would know who he is.

Where does he come from? Edit

No idea.

The 'Kellam' treatment Edit

There's this thing you do to a person called the Kellam treatment. We have no idea what this had to do with the being named Kellam but this is what you do:

  1. Pretend they aren't there at all
  2. If they speak, ask yourself if it was a ghost or the wind and go about your day
  3. If they pick up an object, scream 'GHOST' while pointing at said object then run away out of fear
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