| Kellam | |
|---|---|
| |
| Information | |
| Species | Something |
| Homeworld | Somewhere |
| Series | Don't know |
| Affiliation | Unknown |
| Gender | No idea |
Who is this?
Who is he?[]
No one knows.
Is he important?[]
No. If he was, we would know who he is.
Where does he come from?[]
No idea.
The 'Kellam' treatment[]
There's this thing you do to a person called the Kellam treatment. We have no idea what this had to do with the being named Kellam but this is what you do:
- Pretend they aren't there at all
- If they speak, ask yourself if it was a ghost or the wind and go about your day
- If they pick up an object, scream 'GHOST' while pointing at said object then run away out of fear