| HE | |
|---|---|
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| Information | |
| Species | Kong |
| Homeworld | Kongo Jungle |
| Series | Donkey Kong |
| Affiliation | Good |
| Gender | HE |
| “ |
Cool move, DK! Gotta get some fresh air. I’ll help you by collecting blue bananas. |
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—HE | ||
Lacking the attractiveness and charm of the stout female chimpanzee belonging to the organization of the fourth letter of the basic modern Latin alphabet that represents the voiced alveolar or voiced dental plosive and the eleventh letter which represents the voiceless velar plosive, as well as an overall sense of elegance in his refinements or movements, this example of an Asian species of extant great apes is adorned with a highly amusing front upon his somewhat unstable cranium. The orangutan in question is able to stand upside down utilizing his hands for support, but as with the small lady from before, only performs this feat when absolutely required to do so. However, he shall gladly elongate the muscles of his upper limbs in an outward position upon your request alone. Pumping air in his own body in a way that is sure to expand it, in a manner strongly resembling that of a colored inflatable rubber sac that is often used as a decoration or given to young individuals. This primate, despite being quite mentally insane, thoroughly enjoys this melodic performance. Interjection normally uttered in the form of a question to express the emotions that come with being surprised, in a state of disbelief, anger, or interest.
HE[]
is Lanky Kong. One of the most glorious beings in the universe, Lanky HAS transcended Konghood and become a god just like Shrek. Yet, Sakurai sees NO need to put him in Smash since it isn't his STYLE. After all, HE doesn't pay much attention to the Donkey Kong series, since he HAS other priorities. At least NO character from the series has GRACElessly found themselves in the bottom tier like Zelda characters, but still. THIS is an example of bias overriding common sense, as everyone knows that Lanky KONG is one of the most perfect character choices that anyone HAS come up with. You may think it is A FUNNY idea, but FACE it: Lanky is absolute perfection, and Sakurai is a heretic for not recognizing this.
This gallery has a funny face[]
Donkey Kong 64 (N64) - DK Rap Introduction
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HE can present Trivia when HE needs to[]
Because Glorious Lord Lanky is a perfect being in every way much like Shrek, HIS exclusion from the game (like every other Donkey Kong character ever) must be due to Bias.