I'm-a Luigi, Number 1!
—Luigi (shortly after being hired by Robbie Rotten along with Waluigi)
I'm a straight male, but damn Luigi is hot. He can be my gay mama while I slurp his spaghetti-noodle any day.
Luigi has a twin brother, Mario who is constantly overshadowed, forgotten and casually mistaken to be a short red Luigi.
He also responds to the name Mr. L. Though, calling him that may lead to severe pain in your anus, as the L stands for lubricant lovemaking.
As weird as this whole page is, it's worth noting the board has an official Luigi. Ryoukai claimed the title of official Luigi a long, long time ago. He settled for Luigi because Captain Falcon was already taken.
Luigi's AssEditLuigi has got that GOOD Italian booty that makes everyone get wet the instant they see it. He's also frequently "used" in the Smash Bros. series.
That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *wheeze*
—Yoshi's single, adoptive mother Luigi (after being referred to as simply 'Luigi' by his brother Mario)
Mama Luigi is the form that Luigi took during the Coney Island Disco Palace incident, wherein Yoshi was first discovered as a baby. Mama Luigi has a usual penchant for wheezing, bagels, and magic balloons. He also has a rather dry sense of humor.
And YOU gotta help us!
—Gay Luigi while casually breaking the 4th wall
Weegee is a cosmic horror originating in Mario is Missing. Weegee is able to stare into a being's soul and transmit the extremely contagious Weegee virus. Weegee was such an unspeakably horrific being that its mere presence in Mario is Missing caused the game to flop and prevented Luigi from having a starring role until 2001.
Don't worry though! When Weegee gets his hands around you, you wont feel a thing!
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- Yurii XP
- Luigi has a whole year dedicated to him (2013) named "The Year When Luigi Ruined Nintendo Financially"
- He thinks it is a cow when he sees a animal with spots, an animal that has a color of black, white, or both colors, or also a animal that has four legs.
- He really doesn’t like to be called “Green Mario”.
- He got **BEEP**ing murdered by Death itself.