>I was only 9 years old

>I loved shulk so much, I had all the merchandise and games

>I pray to shulk every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given

>"Shulk is love" I say, "Shulk is life"

>Nessineagleland hears me and says that shulk will never be in Smash Bros

>I called him delusional

>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep

>Im crying now, and my face hurts

>I lay in bed and its really cold

>A warmth is moving towards me

>I feel something touch me

>Its shulk

>I am so happy

>He whispers into my ear "this is my bionis"

>He grabs me with his powerful Homs hands and puts me on my hands and knees

>I'm ready

>I spread my Dunban for Shulk

>He penetrates my Rikki

>It hurts so much but I do it for Shulk

>I can feel my Mechon tearing as my eyes start to water

>I push against his force

>I want to please Shulk

>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my Fiora with his love

>NessinEagleland walks in

>Shulk looks him straight in the eye and says "Now it's Shulk time"

>Shulk leaves through my window

>Shulk is love, Shulk is life.

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