>I was only 9 years old
>I loved shulk so much, I had all the merchandise and games
>I pray to shulk every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shulk is love" I say, "Shulk is life"
>Nessineagleland hears me and says that shulk will never be in Smash Bros
>I called him delusional
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>Im crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and its really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "this is my bionis"
>He grabs me with his powerful Homs hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I spread my Dunban for Shulk
>He penetrates my Rikki
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shulk
>I can feel my Mechon tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shulk
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my Fiora with his love
>NessinEagleland walks in
>Shulk looks him straight in the eye and says "Now it's Shulk time"
>Shulk leaves through my window
>Shulk is love, Shulk is life.