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Brawl

Shield your eyes!

Super Smash Bros. Brawl is the third game of the Super Smash Bros. series, and an abomination that should never have existed. Only niggers and Mormons like this game.

What's Wrong With It?

Too floaty, tripping, characters I don't like, R.O.B., no Ridley, not enough characters, the return of Falcondorf, no Mewtwo, modes that no one cares about, a boring Classic Mode, The Subspace Emissary, and Meta Knight being OP. Also, they didn't cut Sheik but they cut Mewtwo, what the fuck?

What's Good About It?

Absolutely nothing. Brawl is a filthy casual fest that should have never been spawned by the mind of Sakurai

Why are we complaining about floatyness when Mewtwo was floaty?

No one is smart enough to realise it because no one used Mewtwo cus he sucked ass but people still want him back anyway because he's a badass, yet little do they know, if he WAS in brawl, he would of been so fucking floaty that he would feel like a a ping pong ball floating on top of air being blasted from under it.

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