Shrek (Right) and Rooney (Left)
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I just hate losing and that gives you an extra determination to work harder. |
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Wayne Rooney is a footballer who plays as a centre forward for Manchester United and the English national team.
He once famously criticised England fans for failing to applaud after they could not score against Algeria. He is also unfaithful to his wife Coleen, and famously bed a South African prostitute during the World Cup. Everyone in England, except Manchester United fans, thinks he is an arsehole, Including Yoshi2010, a Tottenham spur fan.
Why he is relevant to Smash[]
One of Yoshi2010's friends once requested him. He is often said to be one of the worst newcomer requests in history.